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There was a section in a newspaper about our gig in white horse for charity

oh and we generally get our gigs listed in various papers, perhaps we've have even been in that tiny print in kerrang and all that shitwho knows.

there have been other newspaper stuff but really cant be fucked to comment on it.

Interview With Larry(aka. Jack)

Background Info.

Larry is a skater. It is a Wednesday sometime in the Easter Holidays at Amersham Skatepark. It is very hot and Larry says that he is about to faint, so we better make it quick. He for some reason has a T-Shirt over is head.

Tom: So what have you been up to today.

Larry: Skatin', BMXin'. full stop. I'm Retarded!!!!????

Tom: How did you come to be retarded?

Larry: DDDuuuuhhh.................Yiiyy duno.......Something about--

Tom: Yeh Whatever. We illegaly stole dreamweaver from a old blind japanese man.

Larry: --------That's Stealing-------

----------------------------------------------------------Long Silence---------------------------------------------------------------

Dan: Are those D3's?

Tom: Yeh

Dan: I want those shoes but in blue or something.

(Larry starts to hit himself with a baseball bat)

Bad comebacks and conversations with kevs and stuff that happens at the skatepark

This will have some of the worst comebacks from kevs at the skatepark.

1. Cam and Tom were trying to convince a couple of kevs that they still wet their beds.

Cam: I still wet my. Really i do.

Comeback from kev: Your talking about yourself again.

2. Tom is trying to get a kev off his bike.

Tom: Get off my bike

Kev: Let me ride it

Tom: Get off my bike

Kev: Let me ride it

Tom: Get off my bike

Kev: Let me ride it

Tom: Get off my bike

Kev: Let me ride it

Tom: Get off my bike

Kev: How much do you weigh

Tom: 7 1/2 stone, how much do you weigh

Kev: 6 1/2, I'm lighter than you

Tom: That's 'cos your younger than me

(Tom takes bike off kev)

Kev: You willy!!!

3. Cam and Tom are talking to some kevs one with only socks on. This is continued from another conversation.

Us: Why don't you like gay people

Kev: 'Cos their not straight

Cam: You know gay people look just like us and often cannot tell them apart from anyone else

Kev: You're gay

Cam: You're not wearing shoes, you know gay people don't wear shoes

Kev: I've got blades on

Tom: No you don't

Kev: You're gay (randomly)

Tom: How can we be gay, we both have girlfriends

(kev jumps off ramp, runs to the exit of skatepark, probably very confused)

4. Tom and Cam have baseball bat on top off ramp with same two kevs.

Tom: Back-up

Kev: Do you wanna fight?

(Cam passes Tom the baseball bat)

Kev: Give me that!?

Tom: Do you wanna fight?

Kev: What you gonna do with that? 'Cos you're not gonna hit me (We believe that he was trying to use Jedi mind tricks on us)

(Kev walks off)

5. Tom, Cam, Larry and Dan see an old woman just walk up and down a pavement outside the Amersham skatepark.

(Woman walks past us)

Larry: That old woman as been here all week, she just walks up and down all day

(She turns round and walks in the other direction, towards us)

All: Laughing

Dan: I heard old women turn into men when they get old

(She turns round and walks in the other direction, now towards us)

(We all walk off leaving the old woman to walk up and down all day. Perhaps we'll see her later when we come back)

6. Cam and Tom were walking towards the skatepark from the town. A small blader blades straight into a bin knocking. Whilst lying on the floor he reassures us that he is fine and not to phone an ambulance. Cam and Tom walk away not caring.

whilst in islington at 11 pm tom jumped in a lift- the lift then broke, tom got shouted at but still thought it was funny- which it wasnt, the lift help bloke on the radio was about as much help as a set of garden tool in the sea, but then we got out... wow live fast!

the story of cams amps blowing up - thud - silence - "fuck!" (happened twice in 3 days, and once another time, sorry to waffle for breaking there amp)